50th birthday old frump funny
On her 50th birthday, women are called old frump. This idea of a present is funny for someone remaining young in her old days.
Buy a nice box of the size of a beer mat and draw or glue things to it. The style should be old-ish perhaps you can find something at an antiquarys, car boot sale or garage sale. If you have found the old box for your old frump, put cotton wool into it and arrange coins nicely on that material.
Finally, write the very nice words on the outside: To the old frump